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A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man driving a gray car, license plate: Quebec 72B 381. Canada. Reblog this. It could save her. The Kidnapping is recent so do it, 3 seconds will not kill you. If it were your child .
- Me: Hi.
- Adult: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT DOING FOR COLLEGE HAVE YOU VISITED ANY SCHOOLS DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND DO YOU HAVE YOUR LICENSE DO YOU PLAY ANY SPORTS YOU SHOULD GET A JOB I HEAR GETTING A JOB IS A GOOD THING GOTTA LEARN THE VALUE OF THE DOLLAR EH WOT
Reblog if you want a "Why are you so..." in your ask.
I found a non-believer
- Me: COME JOIN ME IN LOKI'S ARMY
- Shelbii: no
- Me: YES. OR YOU WONT BE SPARED WHEN HE TAKES OVER EARTH
- Shelbii: No
- Me: why the hell not?
- Me: I dont like you
- Shelbii: okay
- Me: -___-
- Shelbii: suck it
- Shelbii: i'm not joining loki's army
- Me: you are going to join those avenger losers!?
- Shelbii: nope
- Me: -_- You will parrish with your puny mortal world.
- Shelbii: As will you, mortal.
- Me: No I'm safe with loki <3
- Shelbii: I'll just go live in Japan. All I'll have to worry about is Godzilla.
- Shelbii: loki has horse babies
- Me: excuse me!?
- Shelbii: you didn't know loki had horse babies?
- Me: Why are you spewing these lies?
- Shelbii: In Norse mythology, Loki or Loptr is a god or jötunn (or both). Loki is the son of Fárbauti and Laufey, and the brother of Helblindi and Býleistr. By the jötunn Angrboða, Loki is the father of Hel, the wolf Fenrir, and the world serpent Jörmungandr. By his wife Sigyn, Loki is the father of Nari or Narfi. And by the stallion Svaðilfari, Loki is the mother—giving birth in the form of a mare—to the eight-legged horse Sleipnir. In addition, Loki is referred to as the father of Váli in the Prose Edda. When Loki thought it was safe to return he was leading a strange eight legged horse called Sleipnir. Loki gave Sleipnir to Odin and said: "Sleipnir is unlike any other horse for he is my offspring. No horse will be able to keep pace with Sleipnir. He will bear you over the sea and through air, and to the land of the dead and back."
- Me: ..................................Off with your head
Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.
exit the womb they said
life would be great they said